THE FOLLOWING IS A TRANSCRIPTION OF AN EVENT THAT FOR LEGAL REASONS MUST REMAIN DISCLOSED FOR ANY SPECIFIC DETAILS. NEEDLESS TO SAY THE DAY DID NOT END WELL. THE DIABOLICAL LEAGUE FULLY STANDS BEHIND THEIR STANCE THAT THE GIANT SEA BEAST WAS NOT THEIR RESPONSIBILITY. THEY WERE JUST IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE MOST EXCITING TIME. AND DON’T ASK, ALL PICTURES OF THE JELLO WRESTLING MATCH HAVE BEEN CONFISCATED AFTER THE AFOREMENTIONED EVENT. WHO KNEW SEA MONSTERS COULD GET INTO JELLO SO MUCH…..
What exactly is The Diabolical League Of Awesome? And how can I make one?
That is a question we get a damn lot around here. So let’s pull up a chair and start from the beginning.
Ok, The League is a group of people thrown together by circumstance that have a film crew following them around as they do what they do, which is never boring. They all exist on the moon in a mysterious broadcasting space station and they have plenty of misadventures.
But who are these people? Are they reviewers? Are they human? Where can we buy one?
In answer to those questions in order – Complicated, not in the least, mostly, and lastly for $2.15 cents and the right scientific contraption ( we used a cookie under a box propped up on a stick with rope to catch Legend Larry) you too can have your own awesome League member! But will you really want to when you see just how destructive and insane they really are? See, they are not just people, they are Travelers – people from all over time and space – that have found themselves bound together by fate. A fate they dare not fight as they really do have far too much fun doing it. That is what The League members are like.
Headed by the adventurous Stone who is constantly haunted by Death, anything and everything goes! There’s a mad science lab, shuttle bays (complete with shuttles!), a basement full of odd and bizarre relics, a war room, time machines, crazy inventions and more!
Do you want to hear this story or not?
Then shush and listen. The Diabolical League Of Awesome is a group that covers just about everything that the geek/gamer/nerd culture is. And did I mention the tv show? It’s called The Diabolical League Of Awesome (really it is) where you can see the League members narrowly escape death (sometimes they don’t) and run around doing some of the craziest things no mere mortal would dare to attempt! Plus you can see what life is like on the moon base (when they have air) on a day to day basis.
But what else do they do?
Well, isn’t having fun enough? Ok, they also run Diabolical Live where you never know what you will see us doing. We do weekly podcasts, stars of our own reality TV show and run around covering conventions and events. Oh and they make board games too! They do seem to be rather busy now don’t they. Any other questions you may have?
Yes I have one. Who exactly are these people? Where did they come from?
Ah, that is a good question. Seeing as how they are travelers, they come from all over the universe. Stone came from an alternate Earth where fun is outlawed. Zane, also known as Death, came form the afterlife. MARS, who heads up security on the moon, he’s a bit of a mystery but he came from the military. Sol is an interdimensional detective, Clyde is an intergalactic rocker, Scythe is a pissed of russian zombie, Vlad is from a a worker’s union and has to fix everything that goes wrong. Pyro, well we are not sure exactly where he is from. He claims it is from a post apocalyptic future but we will never know for sure. Legend Larry is from a long line of monster hunters. Lord Comett is from somewhere in the midwest. As you can see, it is quite an eclectic gathering of travelers.
I’ve never heard the term travelers before. Did you just make that up?
Don’t be silly, if I made up words they would be far more interesting than that. No, travelers is definetly a real term for a real group of people. According to the big book of Cryptourbanolomyths travelers are “People who travel around time and space”. Its right there in print form, you can’t really deny it. There are those out there that don’t believe in anything like this, but trust me the universe is filled with things you would never imagine.
I don’t think you really answered any questions, in fact you sound like a publicity person for the Diabolical League or something.
This interview is over!