Other day, they make Vlad go see movie of “Comin’ at Ya!”.  They keep doing this.  They know I am here to fix AC, union contract say so, it say I do just that, but does anyone follow that?  NO!!!  Was supposed to be off work, but then, they drag me off to movie.  This my own time, I am off clock, is not the part of my job, why do not they leave me ALONE?  Now they say I have to make review.  Oh whatevers!

Vlad knew was not going to be good experience when they handcuffs me onto chair.  Then they stick glasses on me, say is for 3D thing, whatever that supposed to mean.  Anyway, movie is of Western kind.  Vlad not understand how come they show movie of Western now.  Is not popular, right?  Jerzy Busz II not President long time, so nobody not now interested in cowboys and stuff, right?  They do the opening credits thing, and Vlad notice, they starting to put words in brain.  Words zoom off of screen so close I can touch, then shoved into my face.

It start with gunslinger go through room.  Everywhere he go, thing fly at Vlad face.  Then Vlad understand real purpose of it.  3D thing is for mind control.  Vlad hear about movie 3D kind name Avatar, but they want charge $13 see the thing, ha ha no way!  Is good Vlad never see it; otherwise blue cat people in the space jump into brain!  Anyway, we see gunslinger go through destroyed town.  We find out later was from Cossacks.  He remember back to where he get married, Cossacks shoot him and take wife.  Then he go get even on Cossacks.  And more get even.  Then he really get even.  Everywhere thing get shoved into my face and through head, swords, burning stick, bat fly in face, rat drop on Vlad brain.

Film is so bloody, is like ketchup truck drop load and ketchup all over road, hee hee!  But then Vlad understand what happen.  There is movie call Machurian Candidate, where they make assassin by washing brain.  This is why they do 3D thing on this film!  Is to make viewer go berserk on command like we all Cossacks.  Vlad say, do not see film, or else you go berserk too!

After movie over, Vlad see they show also at theater 3D movie of the Star Wars Episode I.  Ah hah, they want to put JarJar into your brain!  Was no good; Star Wars Holiday Special better, hee hee!

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