Stone, The Pirate Adventurer

Stone has been described by many in many different ways. Most of the time, it is well said, but what can you expect from an adventurer that causes more mayhem in his wake than not?

It is said Stone was born on another world much like our own, but one where science and magic co-exist. It was a world of grays absent of colors. He was always up for some fun, which always lead to trouble. He quickly became the target for the fun police and went on the run. The fun police tracked him across the states through countless raves, explosions, science experiments gone wrong, zombie busting adventures, cooking shows, Vegas Elvis weddings and even the infamous giant monster attack on Neo Tokyo which the Authority are still trying to prove he had a hand in.

But like all good things, Stone’s never ending adventures came to an end when he finally reached the coast at the end of the world. It was shortly after a major Party Crashing event with the fabulous Kill Joys that he found himself at the end of all things. Staring into the nothingness and wondering why the world was flat and not round, the fun police finally caught up with him. He was brought before the fun court and sentenced to detainment for what the judges decreed was-

” A stunningly amazing amount of debauchery and chaos that lead the people of the world to shed off the doldrum trapping of their so called lives to experience the true grand adventure life is supposed to be”

Stone was sent away to the famous Abbott State Penitentiary where it was quickly realized no place was safe from his brand of adventuring. The great riots for puppies erupted and literally tore the walls apart of the jail as the inmates were sent scrambling in search of a non existent puppy with the map and a get out of jail free card. In the aftermath, only Stone was left, still sitting in his cell, drinking tea and silently looking innocent. The fun police decided he would be too dangerous to be kept so it was decided to throw him off the edge of the world and let whoever he landed on deal with him. As they chunked him over the edge, Stone was heard to tell the onlookers “So long and thanks for all the fish!”

And so we discover how Stone came to be a part of our world. He founded the Fancrew to aid him in his diabolical schemes to undermine the dull. He partnered with the Wond’rous Players who he feels may be more kin to him than they know. (secret fact – Stone has actually traveled through time and may or may not be many of our fathers, including being his own) His goal is to entertain the world in the grandest way possible. He welcomes all adventurers who join him and works hard to make the world a better, undead free place for all of us.

Some Of Stone’s Favorite Things! Can you guess them all?